My baby.
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
LMFAO ^^
(Source: secretsbest, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
So my dad creeped on my Facebook and told me that i curse too much. >.> thank goodness he doesn’t read my tumblr or texts. Haha I have a dirty mouth.
I am so bored hahaha
i have come to this conclusion…that Tumblr is much more awesome than Facebook
talking to people you admire, even if they are just as normal and everyday, is as amazing as talking to someone who is famous.
why is it that talking to an ex or a former crush brings back the pain from before?
